New rules in ICC!!!

(1) Ricky Ponting - (THE TRULY GENUINE CRICKETER OF THE CRICKET
ERA AND WHOSE INTEGRITY SHOULD NOT BE DOUBTED) should be considered
as the FOURTH UMPIRE. As per the new rules, FOURTH UMPIRE decision is
final and will over ride any decisions taken by any other umpires.
ON-FIELD umpires can seek the assistance of RICKY PONTING even if he
is not on the field. This rule is to be made, so that every team
should understand the importance of the FOURTH UMPIRE.

(2) While AUSTRALIAN TEAM is bowling, If the ball flies anywhere
close to the AUSTRALIAN FIELDER(WITHIN 5 meter distance), the batsman
is to be considered OUT irrelevant of whether the catch was taken
cleanly or grassed. Any decision for further clarification should be
sought from the FOURTH UMPIRE. This is made to ensure that the
cricket is played with SPORTIVE SPIRIT by all the teams.

(3) While BATTING, AUSTRALIAN players will wait for the ON-FIELD
UMPIRE decisions only (even if the catch goes to the FIFTH SLIP as
the ball might not have touched the bat). Each AUSTRALIAN batsman has
to be out FOUR TIMES (minimum) before he can return to the pavilion.
In case of THE CRICKETER WITH INTEGRITY, this can be higher.

(4) UMPIRES should consider a huge bonus if an AUSTRALIAN player
scores a century. Any wrong decisions can be ignored as they will be
paid huge bonus and will receive the backing of the AUSTRALIAN team
and board.

(5) All AUSTRALIAN players are eligible to keep commenting about
all players on the field and the OPPONENT TEAM should never comment
as they will be spoiling the spirit of the AUSTRALIAN team. Any
comments made in any other language are to be considered as RACIALISM
only.

(6) MATCH REFREE decisions will be taken purely on the AUSTRALIAN
TEAM advices only. Player views from the other teams decisions will
not be considered for hearing. MATCH REFREES are to be given huge
bonus if this rule is implemented.

(7) NO VISITING TEAM should plan to win in AUSTRALIA. This is to
ensure that the sportive spirit of CRICKET is maintained.

(8) THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE: If any bowler gets RICKY PONTING -
"THE UNDISPUTED CRICKETER WITH INTEGTIRY IN THE GAME OF CRICKET" more
than twice in a series, he will be banned for the REST OF THE SERIES.
This is to ensure that the best batsman/Captain will be played to
break records and create history in the game of CRICKET.

These rules will clarify better to the all the teams VISITING
AUSTRALIA.